my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE → 2.09
Dear Glee Writers,
No matter how much you try to make Samcedes a dramatic, interesting love story YOU.WON’T.SUCCED! Sam belongs to to Quinn and even though Mercedes is a hell of a good singer, nobody really cares about her personal life. So please, don’t waste our screen time with crap when we can instead have more Brittana, Klaine or Finchel scenes.
Sincerely,
Most Gleeks.
P.S Rachel needs to get more solos. We’re grateful Santana is more up front this year, but seriously, Rachel needs MORE SOLOS!
Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know has ever said, “Am I gay?” in the same way they say, “Hey, do you know what the weather’s supposed to be like tomorrow?” Like they just need to figure out how to dress for the occasion. No, when most people ask, “Am I gay?” they ask it with the kind of urgency they would usually reserve for things like, “Do I strap this parachute to my back and jump from this free falling airplane or do I nose dive into the ocean and hope the sharks don’t eat my remains? SINK OR SWIM? LIVE OR DIE? QUENCH THE FIRE OR BURN ALIVE?” It feels so urgent, and the reason it feels so urgent is because you’re probably not just asking, “Hey, do I want to make out with other girls?”
You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?Heather Hogan (via darren-criss) ♥ 11/2/2012 | 2817 Notes
You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?Heather Hogan (via darren-criss) ♥ 11/2/2012 | 2817 Notes
